Death Cat Stalks Gonzales

I just learned, courtesy of THE DOOD, that the famous death cat has parked itself at the Justice Department and refuses to leave. According to Dood, "Administrators for the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence Rhode Island late today confirmed that their prized cat Oscar had gone missing. White House authorities late this evening confirmed that the cat in question had mysteriously shown up there. Oscar was recently featured in an essay in the New England Journal of Medicine in which he was heralded for his uncanny ability to predict the imminent deaths of hospice patients."

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