The Transmogrification of Dick Cheney

The above photo was leaked to the Internet only yesterday. Apparently, during the two hours Dick Cheney was appointed President (as Bush was rammed up the rectum and checked for liberal polyps) he transmogrified to his true form: an indestructible alien death-robot. This photo was snapped just as Cheney was disintegrating one of his staff for daring to suggest that he might benefit the nation by using his newfound powers to reduce the size of government.
Once Bush regained consciousness, Cheney morphed back to his usual form, that of a sneering asshole.

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